Greetings.

You may have, or most likely, have not noticed that I, for the majority, sign my drawing with a illegible scribbling of the very common last name, and equally as common first name, 'Thomas'. This is because it is my last and/or first name, you quickly assume.

Well, it's certaintly not my first name, for I look nothing of a 'Thomas' character.

That, and the place of my first name is currently occupied.

Along with my middle, or as I prefer to call it, 'equally centered between my previous and last name on my birth certificate' name.

"It must be your last name, seeing that the only place that hasn't been taken, obviously, unless you are very rudely telling a gigantic lie, and, if that's so, you should be shunned!" You explain, after quickly throwing a very unneeded, but very amusing to announce, "Eureka!", quite loudly.

I calmly ask you to settle yourself down, please.

You'd assume 'Thomas' so happens to be my last name...

But that's only what my birth certificate, school report cards, and other important documents say.

My name is Pablo the Ninja Penguin.

Yes, all of that.

(It's a long story. One of which i'm too lazy to tell. I find it quite redundant, the number of times i've explained it a bit too superfluous for my usual preference)

But you may call me Pablo for short.

Just thought a low percentage of you carbon based life-forms would be utterly wondering, and completely thankful that I answered the question to your undying curiousity.

You're very welcome.

P.S.- Yes, I am a girl. You're human eyes do not deceive you, so you may happily put the unusually sharp object down, knowing you do not have to pry your wonderfully beautiful orbs out of your just as beautiful head.