You may have, or most likely, have not noticed that I, for the majority, sign my drawing with a illegible scribbling of the very common last name, and equally as common first name, 'Thomas'. This is because it is my last and/or first name, you quickly assume.
Well, it's certaintly not my first name, for I look nothing of a 'Thomas' character.
That, and the place of my first name is currently occupied.
Along with my middle, or as I prefer to call it, 'equally centered between my previous and last name on my birth certificate' name.
"It must be your last name, seeing that the only place that hasn't been taken, obviously, unless you are very rudely telling a gigantic lie, and, if that's so, you should be shunned!" You explain, after quickly throwing a very unneeded, but very amusing to announce, "Eureka!", quite loudly.
I calmly ask you to settle yourself down, please.
You'd assume 'Thomas' so happens to be my last name...
But that's only what my birth certificate, school report cards, and other important documents say.
My name is Pablo the Ninja Penguin.
Yes, all of that.
(It's a long story. One of which i'm too lazy to tell. I find it quite redundant, the number of times i've explained it a bit too superfluous for my usual preference)
But you may call me Pablo for short.
Just thought a low percentage of you carbon based life-forms would be utterly wondering, and completely thankful that I answered the question to your undying curiousity.
You're very welcome.
P.S.- Yes, I am a girl. You're human eyes do not deceive you, so you may happily put the unusually sharp object down, knowing you do not have to pry your wonderfully beautiful orbs out of your just as beautiful head.
A - Accent: None
B - Belly size: Uhm...?
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the bathroom.
D - Dream: Weird crap...
E - Essential make-up item: eyeliner
F - Favourite memories: Hanging out with friends.
G - Gold or silver: silver.
H - Hometown: Dallas
I - Insomnia: Eh.
J - Job title: Student
K - Kids: Don't want any.
L - Living arrangements: hectic
M - Musical taste: Rock
N - Number of pets you've had: A bunch. 3 currently.
O - Overnight hospital stays: My sister's surgery.
R - Religious affiliation: Methodist
S - Siblings: 4
T - Time you wake up: 9:00-ish on weekends.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: None
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Mustard Greens
W - Worst habit: nail biter
X - X-rays you've had: teeth
Y - Yummy foods you make: fudge
Z - Zodiac sign: virgo
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Courtney
2. Court
3. Pablo
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Clthom
2. Pablofied
3. Pablo
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Eaten lunch
2. Music
3. Lurked
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Everything
2. Everything
3. Everything
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Czecholslovakia (majority)
2. Belguim
3. Wales
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Fish
2. Heights
3. People touching my back
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jack Skellington Tee
2. H.I.M. Hoodie
3. Hair tied back in a skull shoelace.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Eat
2. Bathe
3. Sleep
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Computer
2. Shoe Lace
3. Drawing Pad
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Tool (Or anything Maynard sings in, such as A Perfect Circle)
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Slipknot
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Hang with friends
2. Play Rockband/Guitar Hero
3. Draw
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Hooker With A Penis - Tool
2. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring
3. Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Learning to play my guitar
2. Drawing better
3. Skateboard more
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Biting my nails.
2. Being too shy to talk to my friend after finally being reunited after years.
3. Lacking in AP U.S. History
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Humor
2. Honesty
3. Kindess
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. Donated to AKF (American Kidney Fund)
2. Donated to Cancer assosiations
3. Change to the less fortunate
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. My twin sister is dead.
2. I love to read.
3. I'm happy.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Mouth
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Humor
2. Being social
3. Kindness
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Look at fish.
2. Play guitar.
3. Go a day without running into something.
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Friends
2. Pets
3. Going to NY regularly.
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Another Tool CD
2. A cat
3. New bedsheets
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Parents
2. Music/Bands/Singers
3. Friends
THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Reading
3. Video Games
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep.
2. To be warm.
3. Scream on the top of my lungs.